cybersanta

@cybersanta's adventures on Twitter
Dec 23
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  • ChurchOfCarlin: Attn: Hot & rich women, I want a sugar mama. I'm a good cook, and I'm funny. Please send me your applications and a $50 processing fee.
  • Cybersanta: @ChurchOfCarlin If you're nice, you might get a sugar mama. I've got my eye on you!
  • Cybersanta adds ChurchOfCarlin to his "nice" list
  • ChurchOfCarlin: Fuck yeah! I made @cybersanta 's nice list. Looks like I'm gonna get that sugar mama I asked for!
  • Cybersanta adds ChurchOfCarlin to his "naughty" list
  • ChurchOfCarlin: Oh what the fudge! @cybersanta put me on the naughty list now. sorry for swearing in my last tweet . I was excited to be on the nice list.
Dec 06
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  • Teal_Cuttlefish: Had a molar extracted by the dentist yesterday. Barbaric process! I want a teeny disruptor set to dissolve just the tooth. Or a transporter.
  • cybersanta: @Teal_Cuttlefish here's a teeny disruptor set. Merry Christmas!
  • Teal_Cuttlefish: Be careful what you ask for, @cybersanta is watching, and may well give it to you. Now, what can I do with a teeny disruptor set?
Dec 03
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  • Solimander: Gah! Now I want an N97!
  • cybersanta: @Solimander here you go, have an N97.
  • Solimander: @cybersanta Whoa! How do you have one before they're even out ;-)
  • cybersanta: @Solimander Nokia contracted out the manufacturing of N97s to my cyberelves
Dec 02
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  • factory_worker: I want a study on Open Source project processes and why they seem to work so well.
  • cybersanta: @factory_worker here you go, have a study on Open Source project processes. Hope you like it!
  • factory_worker: @cybersanta But it's blue and I wanted purple! :(
Nov 30
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  • Bsimi: I want a kilt! Really I have the legs to pull it off...
  • cybersanta: @Bsimi here's a kilt. Ho ho ho ho!
  • Bsimi: @cybersanta Does it come with thermal underwear.... oh sh*t thats right no underwear allowed.. I'm still in. I really want one. I am Irish!
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  • cacie: Thanksgiving is finally over! Time to go home and play Wii Fit. Man, I want a salad like nobody's business.
  • cybersanta: @cacie here you go, have a salad. Merry Christmas!
  • cacie: @cybersanta you mean to tell me I wasted my Xmas wish on a freakin' salad? For some reason, I'm okay with it.